dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL

saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

shut-up-you-are:

hopefisch:

Oklahoma

My Mum, right here. lol

angieharmons:

why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show

potter-merlin:

longnightsandterriblefights:

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me

elysianmisanthrope:

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

collectivehistory:

A vending machine that would give you an already lit cigarette for a penny, England 1931.