Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
THE BABY SMACKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE ANIMAL
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and cry over a tv show
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
A vending machine that would give you an already lit cigarette for a penny, England 1931.